January 7, 2009
The Over-reaction

A lot of people were disappointed with the Apple keynote, and the stock fell in value. Some even reported this as the death knell of Apple:

At the annual Macworld trade show in San Francisco today, Apple put on an excruciating 90-minute keynote that may go down in history as the worst Apple event of all time. In brief: for the first time in recent memory, Apple has nothing interesting to sell. And the company’s remarkable decadelong run as the hottest company in consumer electronics may be drawing to a close.

You see, this is why Apple is being smart in shutting down the whole January MacWorld keynote: rumors and expectations build up, and when they don’t arrive, everybody blames Apple. If there had been no expectation of miracles every January, no pre-keynote buildup of rumors, there would not be this kind of letdown when all Apple had was some nice software upgrades and some new developments with the iTunes Store. The bad news was not in what they released–there was some cool and even some important stuff there–the letdown was in that everybody expects regular fireworks every January, which is much less than realistic.

Instead, Apple is now free to release products on their own timetable and not have these unrealistic expectations shoot them down when Apple doesn’t release stuff on an arbitrary schedule. There’s no reason to believe that a new Mac Mini won’t be released in the next month, or that an iPhone Nano won’t have a big, surprise rollout at any given time. Apple has been doing that more and more often, in fact, sending out press invitations to special Apple Events. Apple did that when it released the new MacBook line in October, for example. The fact that industry pundits started proclaiming Apple “out of ideas” because Apple didn’t release these or other items on somebody else’s schedule makes an excellent case for independently-timed Apple Events rather than an annual buildup to MacWorld.

When you think about it, the announcements were not that bad–roughly equivalent to Microsoft releasing a new version of Office, which would normally be a fairly big event. Expectations were so high for Apple that something which should have been important news–Apple building a software suite that can seriously challenge Microsoft’s office dominance–got trashed as “boring.” Seriously, Apple is making huge moves into the Enterprise arena, with Mac OS X but especially with the iPhone–and now iWork is being upgraded as a serious competitor. Mail Merge may not sound like an exciting thing, but it’s a key component in making iWork viable for many workplaces. But instead of popular realization that Apple is eating away at Microsoft’s core market, that it is capturing more and more market share, especially in smart phone and laptop sales–instead of looking forward to potential upcoming non-MacWorld product releases, we get this whole “Apple is out of good ideas” garbage.

I think that Apple has a few product announcements that it is holding back and will make soon: the iPhone Nano and the new Mac Mini line. Now, in the past, I have quickly accepted resignation to the “that is all” mentality after products fail to materialize after a keynote, but this time, a few things are different. First, this was the last MacWorld keynote, and Apple had to know that there would be a bad reaction to that. But if Apple releases a few big products in the weeks or months right after MacWorld, as a way of saying, “Ha! You never know just when we’ll release good stuff!” that could have a big impact on how people see Apple’s creative force continuing, and help re-establish expectations of quality.

But there’s another reason to expect that: the iPhone Nano and new Mac Mini were leaked by accessory and software developers who made products for the new Apple gear. Now, maybe I’m wrong, but usually when an accessory maker leaks a product, it turns out to be true–a lot more so than most rumors. Few companies make products specifically designed for vaporware.

I could be wrong, but I have a feeling about this one. Let’s wait and see.

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The Last MacWorld Expo

So, what’s in the goodie bag for one last extravaganza?

iWork ‘09, for $79, including:

iPhoto ‘09: “Faces” uses facial feature recognition technology to sort your photos by the people in them. Also, “Places” uses GPS geotagging to sort your photos by where they were taken. Good for my iPhone, but not for my Canon Digital Rebel (unless there’s an accessory I don’t know about). Still, you can manually add English-language geotags and iPhoto will sort them right along with the GPS tags that it converts to place names. Not bad. Slideshows have themes and can center on faces automatically. These can be saved to iTunes as a movie file and be played back on an iPod or iPhone. Also, photo books have been updated (Sachi and I plan to make a wedding album using the service; a nicer setup just in time for one of the only times we’d use it. But do we need to buy iLife ‘09 for that?)

iMovie ‘09: The big question: will it suck less? They dumbed down iMovie ‘08, one can suppose so as to get people to pay for Final Cut Express. In iMovie ‘09, they seemed to listen to these complaints, making the editing easier and adding so many of the special effects that were cut from the last version. The proof will come from using the product. I still don’t like the interface in general–but we’ll see. Two-track video editing, laying one track over another. Easier application of effects. Drag-and-drop audio (presumably replacing lengthy “extract audio” processes) for voice-overs. Indy Jones-style maps showing where you went. Interesting, but I want more details…

GarageBand ‘09: “Learn to Play” teaches you guitar or keyboard. That could be interesting–if it’s effective. The catch: 9 lessons are bundled, but extra lessons cost five bucks a pop.


Next up: iWork ‘09, also for $79, with:

Keynote ‘09: Something called “Magic Move,” which apparently must be seen to be understood. New transitions for objects and text. New themes. And new chart animations. Plus: built-in support for using your iPhone to control the presentation. The iPhone will either show two slides at a time so you can preview the next slide and intro it properly, or it will display notes beneath a single slide.

Pages ‘09: 40 new templates. Full-screen view. Dynamic outline mode to help you organize your ideas before writing. Mail merge with Numbers. Connectivity with MathType and EndNote.

Numbers ‘09: Copy & Paste charts into Pages and maintain links. More table categories and functions. Advanced chart options, etc….

The main idea here seems to be to beef up Pages and Numbers so they have more of the features that MS Word and Excel have. WHich might sound pathetic, except for one thing: Pages and Numbers are much more nicely designed, and their main drawback has been limited functionality. Adding that functionality could be enough to make people leave Office behind. A key point will be whether Apple did a better job improving Office cross-compatibilty, which could be a critical point.

New twist: iLife and iWork will ship bundled for $169–you save ten dollars. Would be less impressive if it weren’t for the fact that the software was already so cheap.

Next up: iWork.com. This was widely rumored, but the rumors seem to have been off. Less than a full-blown web app, this service seems more oriented toward collaboration and saving docs on the web. You edit docs offline and share them online. Initially it’ll be a free beta, but then you pay for it. Yawn. Comes across like the Apple TV–could have been better, but certainly not yet.


Finally: A new, slimmer, 17-inch Macbook Pro. Essentially they brought the 17“ in line with the 15” MacBook Pro, with a few new bells and whistles. Matte screen option, full hi-def resolution, better color handling, etc.–lots of small stuff. The one big thing, as predicted by rumors: new battery, not removable except by Apple, but should last for 5 years and support much longer battery life.


And then, One More Thing: iTunes.

Pricing: Apple finally caved to the music labels and accepted three-tier pricing: $0.69, $0.99, $1.29. Or, at least I think the $0.99 pricing tier will be continued; some reports suggest not.

DRM: It’s going away. 80% now, the last 20% in a few months.

iTunes Store over 3G on iPhone. Um, OK.


And… that appears to be it. Surprise: no iPhone Nano, no new Mac Mini, despite copious rumors, leaks, and confirmed sources. Will they be announced later, separately? Doubt it.

More details tomorrow (it’s almost 4 am here), after Apple has posted more on its site. Summary: iLife looks much improved, iWork solidified, 17“ MacBook still for the indulgent, iTunes Store slightly upgraded/changed.

An interesting side note: somebody hacked into MacRumors’ live feed and kept inserting obnoxious comments (e.g., ”STEVE JOBS JUST DIED“), completely disrupting what was one of the best and most-watched live blogs on the Expo. The intrusions got more and more numerous and obnoxious until the site simply went off the air. Some people are such complete losers.

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January 6, 2009
Dum-Dum, DUM DUM, Dum, Dumb

Sachi was watching a program recently which involved some celebrities and athletes (including some U.S. Olympians). There was a big buildup to one part of the competition, with dramatic music and jazzy graphics, ending with the title of the competition in big letters spread across the screen:

TAIL IMPOSSIBLE

I never could figure out what the heck they were trying to say, I just had the giggles for a while. While I missed the big reveal, I did get a few images of the title in other graphics:

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Is it a typo or an example of strange usage, of borrowed English distorted beyond the original meaning? Maybe it doesn’t matter, and one should simply sit back and enjoy the absurdity.

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“Understandable” Only Goes So Far

I posted earlier about how everything, including trash collection, shut down for a whole week, and in Japan, it’s hard to find a place to store it for that long. Sachi and I risked keeping it on the balcony, and the crows never found it (they probably were feasting enough from the stuff on the ground), but a lot of people in the building apparently had no patience for such inconveniences.

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While I understand the frustration, this is not the answer–you don’t pile up stinking bags of garbage in the corridor outside the locked garbage disposal room. That’s just wrong. The sign says no trash disposal, you don’t just dump in the nearest building hallway. I mean, really, who does that? And the building people were stuck: they couldn’t clear out the bags and clean up the mess without encouraging others to do the same. So, thanks to some less-than-neighborly neighbors, we had a very stinky basement for a week, which left a bad smell afterwards.

There’s always a few in buildings this big, aren’t there?

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January 5, 2009
Let’s Review

Let’s see. She has only a few year’s experience as governor of a state with a small population, and before that, a few more years as a small-town mayor. Her career is tainted with wrongdoing and scandal, her achievements blown way out of proportion. Her husband belongs to a secessionist party. While she herself pushes an abstinence-only policy for sex education, her teenage daughter got knocked up out of wedlock with a guy whose mother just got arrested for selling drugs. When she herself gave birth to a premature Down’s baby, she refused medical treatment, flew across the continent and then made a long car trip, all while in labor, so she could give birth at a small-town hospital. Her performance handling interviews with the press were painfully, embarrassingly abysmal. She lied constantly on the campaign trail in ways that were astonishingly easy to see through. She stirred up crowds to the point where they were shouting death threats to the opposition candidate. And, oh yeah, she gave a Thanksgiving PR photo op in front of a guy slaughtering turkeys.

And she is the new Great White Hope for the Republican Party. They are jazzed, they love her and then some.

Amazing. I mean, they made up some pretty lurid and insulting stuff about Obama during the campaign, complete fiction, and tried to say this is why we shouldn’t elect him–yet Palin’s true story is even worse, and right-wingers don’t even seem to notice.

I’m sorry, but could somebody explain to me what is wrong with right-wingers? I mean, there’s only so much one can explain away with blind party loyalty and rank hypocrisy. This goes way beyond any of that.

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The Party of the Filibuster

Remember when the Republicans despised the filibuster, even used intermittently, so much so that they seriously threatened the “nuclear option” of doing away with the rule altogether? It was such an un-Democratic thing, they claimed, to prevent a straight up-or-down vote. Forget that Democrats were not using the filibuster much more than Republicans had themselves in the past.

Now? Well, now they’re not in charge any more, they can’t ramrod through their own agenda any more. So, naturally, they love the filibuster. Can’t get enough of it. See:

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Those red areas were when Republicans controlled Congress. The last bar on the right was the last two years.

This is one reason they are fighting like mad to prevent Al Franken from being seated as the new Senator from Minnesota: he’d represent the 59th Democratic-caucus vote, meaning that Republicans would have to force such unity within their ranks that even one lost vote could take away their excessive use of the filibuster. And we can’t have that!

Irony: when Democrats attempt to seat Franken, how will the Republicans try to stop them? Yep, you guessed it: with a filibuster!

Remember Trent Lott’s famous words: “The strategy of being obstructionist can work or fail … so far it’s working for us.”

It remains to be seen how obstructionist the Republicans will be able to be this time around.

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January 4, 2009
It’s Beginning to Look a Lot Like Franken

The official portion of the Minnesota recount has finished, and now Franken is ahead by 225 votes. Sucks for Republicans when all the votes are counted. Coleman is still trying to fight it, however; on the counting side, he’s asking for more rejected absentee ballots to be counted, but that looks like a Hail Mary play as it’s doubtful that any such ballots would favor him enough to matter. On the legal side, he’s going forward with a full frontal assault in the courts, calling the vote count in favor of Franken an “artificial lead” which must be remedied by whatever legal action they can dream up. And since Minnesota state law precludes an official assignment until all legal battles have been cleared up, and since the Senate Republicans have vowed to fight a battle to the death to prevent Franken from being seated before then, we’re just going to have to wait a while, it seems.

One possible outcome is for Coleman to demand another recount. Not that there’s any reason to doubt the results of the last recount, other than that Coleman didn’t win it. While this would fly in the face of almost a decade of Republican derision of “counting and recounting the votes until you win,” Republicans have never been known for their keen sense of consistency where winning matters. This article does a good job of outlining Coleman’s own twists and turns.

Good thing that Republicans aren’t sore losers.

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January 3, 2009
Browsers

Good news, everyone! Microsoft Internet Explorer continues to lose browser market share, while Firefox and Safari gain points. IE fell below 70%, in fact, while Firefox broke 20% and Safari approaches 8%.

Better news: those who use IE have mostly moved to version 7 (47% of all users), although still too many people are using version 6 (now 20%, dropped from 30% a year ago). Seriously people, if you have to use IE, lose version 6 already–it is literally the worst browser you could be using. It fails to recognize too much of the current coding standards, has very few modern features, and is a security nightmare. But mostly, it makes coding web pages incredibly frustrating, and more and more web authors are simply leaving IE6 users in the cold.

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The Problem with Photocopying Corporate Press Releases

One news story:

Happy New Year: Microsoft Fixes Zune Bug

After its New Years Eve power outage, it seems that Microsoft has fixed the bug that caused the owners of its 30GB Zune portable music player to unexpectedly lose functionality.

Another story:

Zune Leap Year Bug Fixed, Microsoft Says

Microsoft says it has resolved a glitch that caused the 30-GB model of its Zune MP3 player to freeze up over the past week.

In case you don’t see the problem, it has to do with the fact that Microsoft didn’t “fix” anything; the bug is still present. It was a bit of programming that sends the Zune into an endless loop when the last day of a leap year comes around; all Microsoft did was to tell people to wait until the extra day passed (and then some), then told them how to restart the players (which involves a strange process of draining the battery, recharging fully, then booting). That’s it. No “fix,” no resolution. The bug applied to a time period, they simply told people to wait it out. If nothing were changed after today, the bug would happen again on December 31, 2012.

I also like the wording about how the bug caused Zunes to “unexpectedly lose functionality.” In a way, they “lost functionality,” all right. However, if you tried to start your car and nothing happened, I don’t think that you’d say that it “lost functionality.” If you turned on your TV and it just sat there, blank, I don’t think you’d use those words. “Lose functionality” usually means that the device works but a few of its features have been lost. The Zunes did not so much “lose functionality” as much as they “completely froze up” (note that the second article got it more accurately). As for “unexpectedly,” I suppose that depends on how accurately you judge Zunes.

Other headlines include “Microsoft sorts out Zune bug” and “Microsoft offers solution for Zune,” and there are more like those. It’s as if much of these stories were written by Microsoft itself, and knowing how news agencies often work, that probably what happened. All too often “reporters” just copy or paraphrase text from their sources, doing very little original writing.

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January 2, 2009
Weirdness

Would you buy discount goods from a kind-of-anatomically-correct naked pig wearing a necktie?

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The “DS” is not Nintendo, is stands for “Discount Store.” And don’t ask me what the deal with the pig is. (Photo of a shop awning on Yamanote Blvd. west of Ikebukuro.)

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Although the Reasons Are Decadent

Starbucks is a very nice place. Okay, go ahead and make jokes about latte-sipping liberals, or about a $5 cup of coffee. It’s still a great place to indulge. The pastries and sandwiches are excellent, and the cheesecake can’t be beat. The coffee is great as well, of course. But two things that strike me, things which are not usually mentioned: the comfy chairs, if you happen to find them empty, are not to be snubbed;

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And the bathrooms are the cleanest, nicest public restrooms you’ll find outside of fancy hotels. Roomy, clean, well-equipped, and private. Here in Japan, they even have the electrically-warmed seats.

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Strange points to make? Maybe. But true. And don’t tell me that a really nice public toilet doesn’t make a huge difference sometimes. Yeah, it’s expensive, but it’s indulgence, and done well.

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Zunes Back–Mostly

I’m glad I don’t have a 1st-gen Zune. Not only did you have to put up with it being bricked for a day and a half, not only did you have to fully drain the battery and restart and risk losing your data, but even that was not a guarantee: many are still reporting that their Zunes are bricks. Wow.

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January 1, 2009
The Trend Continues

OS market share figures were released again today, and though it is a rough indicator, it nonetheless is a consistent one that mirrors trends in the market. Back in July 2007, I noticed that Mac market share seemed to jump from August to January. After predicting that, it jumped from August 2007 to January 2008. Last July, I again predicted that Apple’s market share would jump again in the same period, this time guessing that it would reach up to 10%.

Guess what? Mac market share jumped from less than 8% to almost 10% between August and December 2008. Right on target. Click on the chart to enlarge it; the green areas denote growth periods:

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Note also the new trend line in red (scale on right): the iPhone. Starting in June 2007 (with its release), it has been gaining market share rather significantly, very quickly–at this rate, in fact, it should overtake Linux in terms of browser market share (Linux currently has 0.85% of the market, the iPhone has jumped to 0.44% in 18 months).

If you combine the Mac OS and iPhone numbers, then Apple already has more than 10% market share.

What we’re seeing here in the general OS market is exactly what I predicted–the Mac share increases a few percent in the latter half of each year–and it’s not over. If the past is any indicator, then the rise should continue into January and perhaps February. In December, it was 9.63%; it still has one or two months of growth to reach the 10% mark.

Meanwhile, Windows continues its decline with 88.68%, and Vista continues it anemic climb, gaining slightly less than only 1% of market share per month (currently it’s at 21%, some 24 months after its release). Not good news for Microsoft.

But what’s really something is to extend a trendline for the Mac OS over time:

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At this rate, the Mac OS could have a 25% market share by 2015, and about 45% by 2020.

Granted, that’s a pretty long-term extension of just a few year’s data. But keep in mind that I first mentioned this 14 months ago, and the new data falls only slightly short of the original trendline seen back then. Once again, hardly an iron-clad guarantee, but certainly a strong indicator that Apple has a great deal of growth potential. Certainly if you had said in 2002 that the Mac OS would have 10% market share by 2009, no one would have believed you. So, let’s wait and see.

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December 31, 2008
Lucky Dreams Tonight

If you go to sleep on January 1st, take note if you dream of Mt. Fuji; it is considered to be an auspicious sign of good fortune for the new year to come. If not Fuji, then dreaming of a hawk is the next best thing. And if not a hawk, then… an eggplant.

This is called Hatsuyume in Japanese, or the first dream of the New Year. The belief has been around for the past four centuries, with people saying that it started with Tokugawa Ieyasu (or “Lord Toranaga” to all you Shogun fans), as all three things were favored by him.

I can only presume that if you dream of a hawk eating an eggplant atop Mt. Fuji, then it’s high time to buy that lottery ticket.

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Not the Zune

For some reason or another, a lot of people like hitting Apple. Maybe it has to do with the David-and-Goliath, support-the-underdog-hit-the-corporate-giant mentality (which, ironically, is why a lot of people like Apple or at least favor it over Microsoft). Or maybe it’s the hard-core Windows people who just love to take any jab they can against what they perceive as a cult-like following of the opposition. Whatever. But there was a big fuss recently when a reporter wrote that he spotted Obama using a Zune. Suddenly a lot of people were laughing derisively at Apple and the iPod.

Of course, it wasn’t what it looked like. Obama is known to be a Mac user, and using a Zune wouldn’t make much sense, because Microsoft never bothered to make the Zune work with Macs (the only workaround being to use Windows on a Mac). And that even assuming that Obama would want to use a Zune in the first place. And, natch, we wind up seeing images of Obama with an iPod strapped to his belt, which makes a lot more sense. Turns out that Microsoft gave a whole truckload full of Zune freebies at the Democratic convention, and the Obama-using-a-Zune report was most likely Obama using a loaner from a staffer.

Good thing for Obama, too–looks like the Zune is not as well programmed as people had thought, at least not the original version. It turns out that the original Zune 30 was set to self-destruct right about now. Zune users who have the original model are all reporting their Zunes being bricked as of tonight–If the date is December 31st and you boot your Zune 30, chances are it will die. It’ll reach about 90% in the boot-up process, and then become the brick that it so closely resembles in design.

If you ask me, that’s a pretty serious bug–I mean, I don’t recall anything like that hitting an entire class of player before. You get what you pay for, I guess….

Update: Microsoft says it’s because 2008 was a leap year, and the Zunes should arise from the dead after midnight tonight (scary image, that). If you ask me, making software that kills the device every leap year is a wee bit of an obvious oversight. Not to mention that the whole device locking up is a bit of a dramatic effect; if it just reported the time incorrectly, that would be easier to see, but the whole device locking up? Tsk, tsk. BTW, if you look at the “Q&A” posted at Microsoft’s ZuneInsider site, it’s kind of funny; all the answers are essentially “wait until tomorrow.”

It’s also entertaining reading the comments there as well; a few readers were ecstatic at Microsoft’s quick reply and said Apple would never work so fast. Aside from Apple not making such a bone-headed mistake in the programming, they are essentially happy that it took Microsoft support half a day to tell people the obvious–that it was due to the date–and to bring a “fix” that was essentially, “wait until tomorrow,” for which all they had to do was reset a clock on a Zune and see what happened. Wow, incredibly fast work there, Zune team!

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December 30, 2008
Microsoft Again on the Cutting Edge of Making the Computing Experience Suck

Just when you thought Microsoft had already used up all the stupid ideas possible:

“The current business model for computer hardware and software relies on a user purchasing a computer with hardware and software that is suited to the most demanding applications that the user expects to encounter,” said Microsoft in the application. “Therefore, a user may buy a multi-core processor with a significant amount of memory and advanced video support for gaming applications that are only used on the weekend, while the user’s day-in, day-out activities may involve little more than word processing or web-browsing.”

Microsoft’s plan would instead monitor the machine to track things such as disk storage space, processor cores and memory used, then bill the user for what was consumed during a set period.

Yep, you read that right: you would buy a computer, but there would be a meter and a lock built into it, and Microsoft would monitor what you do and how much you do of it, and charge you for that–for example, gaming would rack up $1.25 per hour. In short, they are trying to do to you what the media companies are doing: maintain ownership and control not just of the copyrights to what you own, but to retain ownership and control of the machine itself and everything you have on it. Want to play a game? You might balk at how much it costs per minute. Want to edit that family movie? Whoa there, it’d use so many gigabytes that you’d see a jump in your monthly PC bill.

I mean, come on, metered computer usage? Who the hell wants to be thinking about how much rental fees they’re going to be racking up every time they want to check their email or surf the web? Talk about a way to kill the joy of using a computer. They might as well add a window to the top right corner of the screen telling you how much money you’re spending, and make it go “ka-ching!” every time you spent another dollar.

Not to mention privacy issues; despite all manner of reassurances, you can bet your last dollar that Microsoft will be collecting information on what you use and how you use it to figure out how to market stuff to you–the equivalent of the supermarket using those member cards to track your purchases.

Well, hey, at least this way could save you money, right?

But the company admitted that the overall cost to the user might be higher than for a standard PC purchase. “Although the cost of ownership over the life of the computer may be higher than that of a one-time purchase, the payments can be deferred and the user can extend the useful life of the computer beyond that of the one-time purchase machine,” Microsoft contended.

In other words, unless you’re the kind of person who buys a super-high-horsepwer machine and then uses it just for web browsing a few times a week, and then buys a newer model just a few years later, then this new system would definitely cost more. Microsoft isn’t looking to improve the computer experience, they’re just looking for new ways to apply the age-old bait-and-switch.

Think about it. They speculate that:

word processing and spreadsheet software that could access two of three processor cores and a medium level of graphics performance [would cost], say, $1 an hour.

Okay, so let’s say you use your computer for two hours a day, on average. At $1 per hour, that’s $730 a year, or $2190 over a 3-year period. If you own your computer for five years, it’s $3650. And that’s for medium usage, just word processing and spreadsheet stuff. Um, yeah, that cost “may be higher” than buying a $500 PC and using it as much as you damn well please.

Finally, we have the cherry on top:

The security module would also lock the PC to a specific supplier, perhaps an ISP, much as a subsidized cell phone is locked to a specific mobile carrier for the life of a contract.

Yes, in addition to not owning my own computer, having to pay for using what’s in my own house on an hourly basis, being monitored by the huge corporation, and being charged more money, I would also like to be locked into one service provider–which, of course, is the best feature of the cell phone experience, am I right?

In a way, I hope they implement this; it will drive up the value of my Apple stock immensely.

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Worst Kind of Call

It’s early in the morning on a holiday, and someone decides to give you a phone call. Worse, they ring just long enough to drag you out of bed, but hang up (1) just as you pick up the receiver, and (2) just before the answering machine picks up, so you have no idea who it was trying to reach you at this time. It could have been urgent, or it could have been a wrong number or a salesperson. So now you’re tired but can’t go to sleep and are wondering what was so damned important.

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December 29, 2008
Weekends and Hospitals in Japan

One thing that has always puzzled, and often has frustrated me about Japan is that all medical facilities shut down over the weekend. Some have early Saturday services, but almost all of them are closed on Sundays, and most for the whole weekend. Of course, the hospital emergency room is open, but that’s for extreme cases (and you get charged a hefty premium for its services).

I’m sorry, but this strikes me as particularly stupid. Most people work during normal hospital and clinic hours, and many people have trouble getting away from such obligations except for the most severe illnesses. Not to mention that people don’t become ill on schedule; there is no magical physical law that prevents sickness from striking Friday evening or Saturday afternoon.

So, why do medical services all but cease on weekends? It’s not as if it’s impossible to get people to work then; all manner of businesses operate over the weekend. Just rotate schedules, or have clinics that have different days off.

It strikes me that if I wanted to open a medical clinic and really get customers, I’d start one which operated from 3pm to midnight, taking Tuesdays and Wednesdays off. The staff could sleep in and get a lot more personal business done on the days off, and streams of people needing medical attention in off hours would beat a path to the office.

Now that the holiday season is here, the clinics are mostly closed for the next week. Getting sick on the holidays in Japan can be either painful or very expensive.

Is it the same elsewhere?

On a related note, we’ve just been informed by our building that trash collection will be shut down for a whole week. During that time, we have to store all of our trash in the apartment. This, of course, makes little sense; trash usually sits in the trash area for 3 and 4 days at a time; just because the trash collectors take a week off doesn’t mean that we have to stop right after the last pickup and start only just before the next. Not to mention that such a long break is far worse in Japan than in places like the U.S., as there is no place to put it. You put it on the balcony, the crows get at it. You keep it indoors, it starts to stink up the place. Pretty much nobody has large cans which can keep trash contained for that period. So, yet another lovely service to put on hold.

All other businesses, such as shops, theaters, restaurants, and so forth, will continue on, business as usual. They somehow find a way to juggle schedules.

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December 28, 2008
Tolerance Is Only OK When It Serves You

A news story you may or may not have heard about recently is that Chip Saltsman, former campaign manager for Mike Huckabee, is getting roundly criticized–by those in his own party, in fact–for distributing a CD with the infamous song popularized by Rush Limbaugh titled, “Barack the Magic Negro.” Saltsman, like Limbaugh, defends the song as satire.

A common right-wing argument is that critics do not actually pay attention to the actual song itself, they just react to the word “Negro.” Well, let’s look at the song, which is sung by an Al Sharpton impersonator:

Barack the Magic Negro lives in D.C.
The L.A. Times, they called him that
‘Cause he’s not authentic like me.

Yeah, the guy from the L.A. paper
Said he makes guilty whites feel good
They’ll vote for him, and not for me
‘Cause he’s not from the hood.

See, real black men, like Snoop Dog,
Or me, or Farrakhan
Have talked the talk, and walked the walk.
Not come in late and won!

Refrain:
Oh, Barack the Magic Negro, lives in D.C.
The L.A. Times, they called him that
‘Cause he’s black, but not authentically.

(repeat Refrain)

Some say Barack’s “articulate”
And bright and new and “clean”
The media sure loves this guy,
A white interloper’s dream!

But, when you vote for president,
Watch out, and don’t be fooled!
Don’t vote the Magic Negro in
‘Cause… — ’cause I won’t have nothing after all these years of sacrifice And I won’t get justice. This is about justice. This isn’t about me, it’s about justice. It’s about buffet. I don’t have no buffet and there won’t be any church contributions, and there’ll be no cash in the collection plate. There ain’t gonna be no cash money, no walkin’ around money, no phoning money. Now, Barack going to come in here and –

(background vocalists repeat refrain & finish song)

Sure. Nothing wrong here, right?

There is the impression that anything goes with satire, that the simple fact that something is satire legitimizes or at least excuses any excess. But this is not exactly true; it all depends upon what is clearly intended as satire and what is perceived as the true intent. For example, if the leader of a Nazi skinhead group published a “satire” of Jews which, say, accused them of controlling the economy, and then suggested they be exterminated, I don’t think that anyone would really appreciate such as “satire.” An extreme example, but it clearly demonstrates that satire has its bounds. These bounds are broken when it is clear that the intent of the satire is to express something as fact which is not acceptable. Larry Flynt’s satire of Jerry Falwell having an incestuous encounter with his mother in an outhouse was offensive (to some), yes, but nobody believed that even Flynt felt that it was true. Had Flynt been waging a serious campaign that Falwell was a pedophile and ran a “satire” describing his “first time” with an altar boy, that would likely not have prevailed as satire in court.

Satire, as the dictionary definition goes, is supposed to criticize people’s stupidity or vices using humor, irony, or exaggeration. One can see how right-wingers might classify Rush’s song as “satire,” in that it uses humor to express what they see as a truth about liberals’ stupidity. The thing is, that view–the intent of the satire–is in itself racist, and is expressed in a racist way. In short, it falls under the category of using satire as a cover for expressing an otherwise offensive view.

The Limbaugh song steps over several lines for a variety of reasons. First of all, the caricature of Al Sharpton goes too far in the wrong directions, coming across as an audio version of a racist stereotype. Additionally, the song–identical to Limbaugh’s own views–attempts to trap blacks into one of two characterizations: either as radicals or fakes. It suggests that in order to be “authentically” black, you have to be a rapper, a reverse-racist, illiterate, etc.–or a combination of such qualities. And then there’s the fact that the song, through satire or otherwise, suggests that liberals are incapable of voting for a black candidate unless it is due to racial guilt. Were these to be aired by, say, Chris Rock, one would know they were satire. Coming from Rush Limbaugh, one knows they are heartfelt and assumed to be true.

Another indication that the song uses satire as cover comes from the repeated citation of the L.A. Times article that got Limbaugh going in the first place. The article suggested that Obama is or at least resembles a fictional archetype, a black character in a story who exists only to give credence to a white character. And indeed, this phenomenon exists, though more often as something the character does rather than the whole reason for the character themselves, and not just for black people, but for any racial divide. I have seen several such examples arise in Japan-Western fiction, with either a westerner giving respect to a Japanese character in a Japanese drama, or the other way around.

The problem, of course, is that Obama doesn’t fit this profile. The film archetype gave credence to the main character, not to the audience directly. The characterization is stretched by suggesting that the voters themselves are the main character being given credence by the black man. And so we come back to the idea that most, or at least a large number of white voters are attracted to Obama for this reason–to feel good about themselves, to prove they’re not racist.

When it comes to this, one might ask, how can you prove that’s not the real explanation for Obama’s popularity? How do you know that whites really aren’t enamored of Obama for exactly that reason? Well, aside from the limited scope of personal introspection, and aside from the long list of reasons to like Obama which have nothing to do with race, one is faced with being asked to prove a negative, which is usually very hard if not impossible to do. But in this case, there is a strong argument even for proving the negative. Were Obama some lackluster candidate, just a well-dressed guy with no clear reason to like him, and everyone went wild, then the assuaging-white-guilt explanation might fly. But when you have a candidate who has strong charisma, powerful oratory skills, a solid platform of pragmatic and sensible policies, an inclusive agenda, an above-board high-road style, a keen intelligence, strong strategic and tactical abilities, and so forth and so on–when a candidate has so many reasons to like him, it’s kind of hard to believe that white guilt is really the strongest thing driving his popularity. The fact is, there simply is no such feeling of assuaging white guilt that exists out there.

And, of course, the question of evidence is what kills the whole “Magic Negro” claim in the first place: there is no evidence, zero, zip, to suggest that this phenomenon does exist at all, even in the smallest way. It is simply assumed, with nothing to back it up.

Which brings us back to Limbaugh and the L.A. Times article. Limbaugh really had no evidence to back up his claims–until the L.A. Times article came out. Never mind that the L.A. Times article itself had no evidence to back it up–Rush now had a newspaper article to lean on. Which is why the article is repeatedly referred to rather than just the concept itself: it’s Rush’s thin veil of legitimacy. In a sense, the article was Rush’s very own “Magic Racism,” existing only to lend Rush himself some sort of credence to make him feel like he’s not a racist, despite clearly acting like one.

One also gets the very strong feeling that, for Limbaugh, it was more than just the idea of liberal white guilt being the sole cause for Obama’s popularity; it was the excuse to use the word “Negro” incessantly on the air. As if to say, “hey, it’s not me who used the word ‘Negro,’ it was that L.A. Times journalist who used it! Negro Negro Negro!!!”

It’s this breaking of racial taboos that tickles the hard-right’s sensibilities, the forbidden fruit of speaking their intolerance aloud in the age of political correctness and getting away with it. Which is probably why Saltsman included it on that CD, which was filled with such racist crap.

The funny thing here is that Saltsman is getting reamed for this not because he’s crossing a line, but because of Republican political infighting. Saltsman is in a heated race for the leadership of the Republican Party with Mike Duncan, the Current RNC Chairman–who is the one who is taking Saltsman to task for his insensitivity. One can rest assured that if Saltsman were not challenging anyone and just released the song on a CD for fun, neither Duncan nor anyone else in the GOP would have so much as blinked. If you think not, then reflect on the fact that neither Duncan nor the GOP so roundly criticized Limbaugh for releasing and repeatedly promoting the song and using the offending term.

Apparently, political correctness works just fine for Republicans when it serves them politically–but only then.

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December 27, 2008
Missed the KFC Mob Scene

I remember, years ago, seeing a local KFC mobbed with people at Christmas. You could literally not get chicken without a three-hour wait, and most people had reservations. For some reason, I thought that would be December 25th, but I was off by a day–it was December 24th, and I missed the scene with the long lines and all. Still, even on December 25th, you could see that the KFC people were ready for a lot of special orders:

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Kfc-Xm-01

They had at least a few dozen advance-reservation orders ready and waiting, and obviously had a system for processing it all. Still, the regular lines were manageable, and Sachi and I were able to get a quick order of chicken to eat at the restaurant.

Just in case this makes no sense to you, in Japan, the only thing as popular as cake on Christmas is chicken. Couldn’t say why, maybe it’s the closest Japan could come to a turkey dinner, else (and more likely) it’s what the PR people told everyone was The Thing to Do and everyone simply obeyed. Since then (at least since the 80’s), KFC has been swamped at Christmas. Can’t blame them, they do a fair job–save for the fact that they don’t have popcorn chicken (which likely saves me from obesity), their chicken tends to be superior to the American counterparts, which, I suspect, serve only mutant chickens raised to midget proportions. Japanese KFC is decent.

Since I usually go back to the U.S. at Christmas, I don’t know when I’ll have another chance to catch the mob scene at KFC. Suffice it to say that Japan is kind of nuts on this kind of thing, which, of course, is par for the course on the world scene. I mean, you can be nuts about lots worse stuff than this, right?

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