Namibia, Birthplace of the Stars
June 3rd, 2006
In the southern African country of Namibia, where Jolie & Pitt had their celebrity baby, a newspaper went out on the street to collect citizen reactions to the event. It could just as well have been in The Onion:
BEATHA NATHANIEL, Systems Analyst “I think it’s really great that they’re marketing our country. I’m sure other actors would like to have their babies here as well.” |
KADIRI MUSA, Merchant “I guess they read the report about how the U.S. infant mortality rate is higher than Namibia’s.” |
ISAAC PETRUS, Senior Account Executive “They should go in the Guinness Book of Records for being the first Hollywood couple to have a baby in Namibia.” |
Believe it or not, only one of those quotes is made up. I got the name and occupation for the fake one from a Nigerian scam email I got sent.