How to Scare the Crap out of Aliens
In a publicity move (it’s working, people like me are talking about it), KFC has created an image of Colonel Sanders in the Nevada desert near Area 51; the image is big enough, they claim, to be visible from space:
The KFC Corp. on Tuesday launched a rebranding campaign with an 87,500 square-foot image of Colonel Sanders in the Nevada desert which the company says makes Kentucky Fried Chicken the world’s first brand visible from space.“If there are extraterrestrials in outer space, KFC wants to become their restaurant of choice,” KFC President Gregg Dedrick said in a statement.
Har! That’s funny! Do you feel like getting some lard-saturated poultry for dinner now?
So as not to be a total shill for a Pepsi subsidiary, a guy once told me that Colonel Sanders was a pederast.
I also am told that the above is a publicity stunt pulled off by General Zorg’s Cydonian Fried Thoats.
Mmmm… thoats.
“I also am told that the above is a publicity stunt pulled off by General Zorg’s Cydonian Fried Thoats.
Mmmm… thoats.”
*gasps for air* The bill is in the mail for the coffee I almost spit on my monitor.
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