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Seems like half of all new TV shows and movies are about vampires or zombies. Which is bad for me, because I like neither zombies nor vampires. Fortunately, though, I do like mutants and time travel, so I am fairly well-covered.
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May 25th, 2014 5 comments
It's a good, legitimate question. Some answers are based upon the idea that conservatives are simply shut out of the business. “The mainstream media is mostly liberal, so conservatives are not given a chance.” This doesn't ring true; first, there are plenty of right-wing outlets (not the least of which is Fox), and second, if someone is funny they will find an audience—and an audience pays, which always gets you on the air. It's not as if there haven't been attempts to popularize right-wing comedians; they simply have not taken off. Others respond that “liberals don't like others making fun of them.” Well, OK, but that only explains why conservative comedians don't find a liberal audience, and cannot explain why conservative audiences don't give them all the business they need. It can't be that liberals can't be successfully mocked—watch John Stewart and you'll eventually see him make fun of Democrats in a way that can evoke more than enough laughter (and scorn) to keep you going. There's no way you could convince me that it's impossible to make enough hay out of video clips of Democrats, MSNBC hosts, and liberals in general saying stuff that could be mocked to fill a half hour comedy show four nights a week, especially if you pad that with takes on media in general and interviews with people pushing something or another. Humor can be fitted to any taste. I once made what I thought was a compelling case as to how Rush Limbaugh could have made a really funny, comic argument satirizing the contraception debate. Instead, he engaged in what amounted to hateful, dehumanizing diatribe—and called it “humor.” In this way, many right-wing attempts at humor fall disastrously flat. Take this attempt by Fox to produce their own version of The Daily Show: Pretty much one halfway good joke in there, and it was a really obvious one. Go ahead and look up other videos from the show's very short run; you'll find it similarly awful. Not unfunny because of one's point of view, but simply not funny. Even for conservatives—after all, it flopped even on Fox. However, the above clip is rather telling in a very important respect: the laughter. Not the fact that the laughter for the video was obviously canned, but the live laughter in particular: harsh, forced, almost angry. Maybe the difference in humor has to do with a certain mindset. Comedians may often come from backgrounds that include being bullied and outcast, where a person might develop a sense of humor as both a defense mechanism and a way of becoming popular. But this is often tied in with a sympathy for those who are trodden upon, people who are undervalued and at a disadvantage—values more liberal than not. It might be argued that a lot of comedic talent naturally springs from a liberal viewpoint. The clip from Fox shows the reverse: it comes across as a bully's humor, even down to the harsh laughter. It does not so much playfully engage in satire and joking as it does condescendingly mock and degrade. This is the kind of “humor” that right-wing talking heads like Rush Limbaugh employ. Liberal humor comes from an attitude where the world is falling apart around you and you need to make fun of it to keep from descending into despair. Conservative humor comes from an attitude where you occupy a position of righteous assuredness and you need to make fun of those you see as different and therefore wrong. And I think that's at the heart of it: liberals are more apt to feel pain, conservatives to feel anger. Laughter comes from the need to dispel one's pain; from anger comes something more akin to taunting—and that's not funny for people who are not taking the bully's point of view.

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February 17th, 2013 Comments off
In case you were wondering why “Top 10” and “Top 20” lists are so popular right now, it's the same reason why regular articles which are not that long are broken up into four parts, or why sites like the Christian Science Monitor offer so many “fun” quizzes and tests: to get money. It's all about the ad count. The more times you can make a reader visit a new page, the more ads they are exposed to. Numbered lists are perfect for this: each item gets its own page. Make it interesting, and you get 10 or 20 times the number of ads you can reasonably get away with on a page. Quizzes (can you pass a citizenship test?) are even bigger traps: users are drawn into finishing these as they get no payback until the very end; this is abused when the number of questions is not initially revealed and the test goes on and on and on…. Alternately, sites can double the ad views by giving a page to each answer as well as to each question. However, any quiz or numbered-item article should be approached with caution; they are the go-to gimmick these days, and are made not because they have anything interesting to forward, but simply because it's time for a new one. I understand that sites have to find a way to pay for everything, but there comes a point when it goes a bit too far. You know what would probably pull in more money from ads? Stop making them distracting. I'd love to see an ad service that guarantees no ads will move, jump, cycle, or otherwise distract from the primary focus of the page. If they did that, I would switch off my ad blocker (as would perhaps millions of others) and, if the ads were designed right, I would probably start clicking on them. But if Top 100 lists draw in enough yokels and lets those with ad blockers sail serenely past… well, so be it.

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December 17th, 2009 2 comments
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December 14th, 2009 1 comment
I went with my sister, nephew, and some friends to the Star Trek Exhibit at The Tech Museum in San Jose (review). It appears that this is an exhibit that has been making the rounds, as it has been in at least a few other cities before, such as Detroit and San Diego. Before we left, I was preparing to take my camera, when it struck me that they might not allow photography. I checked out the web site, and, sure enough, they didn't. When I added that together with the fact that they had a complete bridge set from the 1966 show, it became pretty clear that either one of two things were true: either Paramount had some copyright restrictions in play, or they were making a huge amount of money by photographing people on the set and selling the photos. I bet on the latter, and I was spot on: they were charging $28 for a pair of photos of you in the captain's chair (add $5 for a transporter photo). This in addition to the $15 admission and the $5 simulator ride. Be prepared to spend at least $58 per person if no one can resist the full photo set. The exhibit was not really bad, but it wasn't fantastic, either. The set recreation was OK, but wasn't fantastic, or wholly true to the real thing. It was smaller, for one thing. You could not, for example, walk around the captain's chair from behind, something they did all the time in the show. Mr. Spock's station, aside from being in the wrong place relative to the captain's chair, didn't have the blue-light scanner thingie he used to look into all the time (they had one at Mr. Scott's station instead, which was from a third-season version of the set). And the main viewscreen, aside from lacking the blue-light fringe, didn't have the trademark lights at the bottom which blinked from the center outwards. Heresy. After the bridge set, you walk through a TNG corridor past a recreation of Picard's Ready Room (no entrance), a transporter room (another for-cash photo opp), a recreation of the Guardian of Forever set (no photos of you jumping through, wasted opportunity), a display of models and other stuff (including shooting models of a Borg Cub and the Enterprise D, both of which were a bit disappointing), followed by a special gift shop (naturally) and two simulators with a Borg scenario narrated by Michael Dorn. We weren't complete dorks, however; while the kids were waiting to ride the simulators, we adults sat around trading recommendations for iPhone apps.

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September 18th, 2009 Comments off
After years of consumers paying waaaay too much and most often being forced to buy more music than they wanted, prices have finally fallen to a much more reasonable level, the 99-cent price set by Apple's iTunes Store. It's the way it should be: most songs are available by themselves, producers can force album-only sales if they absolutely feel they need to, and now album extras harken back to the days of the LP and attract buyers to the album paradigm--if they want it. In the meantime, the recording studios have been trying their hardest to suck whatever money can be had from the consumer. From using extortion to force $3000 “settlements” from accused downloaders, to lobbying for and getting governments to force CD-R makers to charge a premium so that the tax can be put directly into the music industry's pockets, charging consumers for a crime that most of them have not committed--and still leaving them liable to be sued anyway. And the laws the RIAA lobbied for allow for up to a $150,000 fine per each $1 song, which of course is a reasonable fee, right? (Some states apply no more than a $50,000 penalty for grand theft.) After all this, consumers need a break, not more people trying to shake them down. But that's what's happening--except this time it from the groups representing the performers. Now, I have sympathy for this group--they tend to get screwed over by the music labels themselves. The problem is, they're like a kid bullied at school who then picks on the smaller kids who are already bullied half to death: these groups are not demanding more money from the labels, they're demanding it from the other end, the wrong end of the distribution chain. What's more, they're making the music labels actually look less absurd, by making even more absurd demands themselves. You know when you visit the iTunes Store and you can preview a song for 30 seconds to check if it's the one you want? That's right--these groups want to charge for that. They also want a piece (or, that is, a bigger piece) of TV shows and movies sold, as they contain music. But they're not asking for money from the studios, who, after all, are the ones who already pay them and who really control the deal. No, they want retailers like Apple to pay them--a second time. In essence, they didn't like the deal they got from their immediate employers, so they're seeing if they can get complete strangers who buy an end product to pay them, directly. (Am I mistaken, or is this not done in any field?) The representatives pushing for these new charges are making the case that they are paupers, citing paychecks they receive which are literally just a few pennies, or deals where they don't get paid at all. One can be fairly certain that they are taking the minority of deals where they are screwed over most and leaving out the better-paying deals. But even if they're not, they're still doing this bass ackwards. They have no right going to the retailer and demanding money from them. The argument is that they aren't paid for TV or movie music when those media are sold online. OK, fine--take it up with the studios. Trying to get laws passed that charge iTunes is simply stupid. Let's look at an analogy to see exactly how stupid this is. Let's say that in one of the computer classes I conduct, I teach a student to make a web page. Later that student becomes a web designer. Just like the musicians, my work contributed to the final product. Then I decide that my salary is not high enough. So, is it reasonable for me to go to the place where my former students work and demand a cut of their revenue, or demand that they start charging for views of their web site to pay me? Hell, no. If I want to get paid more, I go to my boss and demand a raise. If I can't, it's not incumbent upon my students' employers to make it up to me. Let' stop being stupid, shall we? If laws need to be passed, pass them so that artists get a bigger cut right from the start. I imagine, however, that the reason they're not trying that is because they know that the RIAA will crush them in the lobbying game. And that's a shame--but it doesn't make it OK to then force someone else to pay.

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April 7th, 2009 1 comment
Maybe it comes from working in a culture where almost literally 'anything goes.' Where you can say and do the most outrageous crap and if it gets ratings, you're a star. (I mean, really, look at half the loons they have working for them. Seriously, Glenn Beck?) What am I talking about? A Fox News writer named Roger Friedman wrote a review of a movie not yet released. But he did not see “X-Men Origins,” due out in theaters in four weeks, on a DVD screener that the studio sent him. No, he downloaded the movie from the Internet. Someone apparently made off with an early edit of the incomplete film and posted it on file-sharing sites. Friedman got that copy and wrote a review based on it. But that's not the strangest thing. Friedman not only downloaded and reviewed the pirate version--he wrote that he did so tight there in the article:
Yes, I’ve seen “X Men Origins: Wolverine.” It wasn’t at a screening, either. I found a work in progress print of it, 95 percent completed, on the internet last night. Let’s hope by now it’s gone. But the cat's out of the bag, as they say, and the genie is out of the bottle. There is no turning back. But no, I will not tell you the big twist/surprise toward the end. Not now, a whole month away from release. That wouldn't be nice. Right now, my “cousins” at 20th Century Fox are probably having apoplexy.I doubt anyone else has seen this film. But everyone can relax. I am, in fact, amazed about how great Wolverine turned out. It exceeds expectations at every turn. I was completely riveted to my desk chair in front of my computer.“
XmenorHe was no doubt slightly underestimating that level of apoplexy, and somewhat oblivious himself as to how they would react to someone within the corporate family bragging aloud about how they had downloaded the movie and reporting on a news web site how cool it was. Maybe this is in part because reporters do have some First Amendment leeway when it comes to reporting on illicitly gained material. Maybe he thought that he was covered by the same protections they had with the Pentagon Papers or something. But, and I am not completely certain of this, I do not think that a reporter can just simply out and out break the law and get away with it by reporting on it. Even if there are protections, there are also limits. Or maybe it has to do with the fact that downloading content from file-sharing sites is so ubiquitous nowadays that Friedman simply didn't think it was such a big deal. After all, if you report that you were driving 45 miles per hour in a 35 zone on an article about traffic, it's doubtful that the police will come to your door and write you a ticket. Downloading is seen by many as being the equivalent--technically illegal, but almost everybody does it. Or maybe Friedman was simply clueless. Wouldn't be a first with a Fox News ”journalist.“ But here's the strangest--or the most predictable--part of the whole affair. Friedman was fired and the story pulled--but only after 20th Century Fox caught wind of the article. Not when he handed the article to his editor. The question should be, of course, how did the story get posted in the first place? I mean, really, what the heck is wrong with the editor who was given that story and thought, ”hey, this guy is announcing that he did something illegal and is writing a review based on it--let's run with it!“ But that's the thing: it is as if Fox News doesn't have editors. In fact, Friedman may not have had one--I would not be surprised if many, or even all, of Fox's writers simply post directly to web. After all, what comes out of Fox is like the journalistic version of Tourette Syndrome. Again, just look at Glenn Beck. This is hardly the first time that crazy crap comes out in a Fox News article, and despite Fox firing Friedman, it most likely will not be the last. Nor is it the first time there would be implications beyond the simple 'reporting'--there have been many which are far more serious. The most recent: three police officers dead because some loon had watched Fox or its equivalent rant on about how Obama is gonna take away all our guns. It's equivalent to TV preachers going on about how abortion doctors are evil baby-killers and something must be done about it; that kind of talk will usually prompt some unstable person to 'take action.' Not that Fox will ratchet it down at all. I doubt that they care about the lives of police officers enough to admit a connection between what they do and effects like this in the real world.

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Battlestar Galactica

March 30th, 2009 1 comment
Okay, BG is now over. Some thoughts about it--below the fold so those who haven't seen the finale yet won't accidentally see something.Galactica was always an interesting show. Despite the story arcs, it was, like much sci-fi that came before it, a showcase for a variety of issues based in our world, with the characters and the storylines acting as proxies for real people, real groups, real actions. Interestingly, conservatives took very kindly to the show in its first few seasons, seeing it as an allegory for a post-9/11 world with Cylons representing Muslims. But when the show stopped on New Caprica and the Cylons started looking a lot more like American occupiers in Iraq, they were stunned out of their comfortable identification with the show--apparently forgetting that shows like this rarely stick to one theme. But the show held fascination because of the realism, the unflinching regard to controversial subject matter, and its balls-to-the-wall lack of reserve when it came to challenging limits many shows had stuck to in the past. And because everybody seems to love the word “frack.” Something that captured people's imaginations since the original BG back in the 1970's was, how did this fictional universe plug into our own? Were these guys from the past, the present, or the future? Did they import the whole Greek gods thing or was it handed to them? When they finally reach Earth, when will it be? That, along with newer mystery story arcs like the Final Five, the visions of the Opera House, and the endless “who's a Cylon” guessing game got a whole lot of people interested. So the question with the finale was, would it all pay off? One of the toughest thing for such shows to do is to come up with satisfying answers. Babylon 5 did a decent job of this--the show's creator, Joe Straczynski, introduced mysteries (Vorlons, Shadows, Valen, Sinclair's mind-hole, etc.), and by the end of the series, explained them in ways that were fairly comprehensive and believable. Some shows, like Lost, have big expectations for explanations to fill (what is the island, what is the smoke monster, etc.). This week, it was Galactica's time to pony up and reveal what was behind the curtain. So, did they deliver? The answer is, yes and no. Yes, in that they delivered a grand finale that was more than good enough to satisfy on the grounds of being a great episode, going out with a bang. But on the clearing-up-the-mysteries front: not so much. One excellent example of this is Starbuck: who the frack was she? We don't even know if she was a Cylon, a human, or a mix. How was she resurrected? Who or what created not only her new body but her brand-new ship and then returned her to the fleet at a critical time? Who was her father, who knew the magical tune that led to Earth? How did Starbuck know where Earth (or at least the Cylon version of it) was? We got nothing on this--in fact, the show's writers just made it more ridiculously opaque by having Starbuck simply vanish into thin air at the end. That suggested that Starbuck was actually a “head” character (a la Baltar's and Six's mental-projection counterparts), except that she couldn't have been considering how she interacted with everyone throughout the series. We got a slightly more solid explanation about the Baltar and Six head characters--they were “angels” sent by someone who doesn't like being called “God.” Um, okay. And that is eventually how Galactica handled most of its mysteries: “God” did it, with little or no explanation as to how or why. This is only slightly less disappointing than ending the series by having someone wake up and it turns out that it was all just a dream. Other mysteries were simply ignored: for example, why did Roslin have this connection into the mental projection thing, and why did she faint when they hit the nebula at the end of the previous season? And with the Final Five, so much was just never explained--how did they, apparently regular people in their Cylon world, develop the resurrection technology, and how did they build the Temple of Jupiter, with just five of them on a space ship that could not even travel faster than light? Then there was the whole “All Along the Watchtower” string. It has since been explained as being some sort of “timeless” song that resonates throughout our existence, apparently created by god and just riffed on by people like Bob Dylan. Oh, please. How stupid can you get? The only way to make that song's presence work would be if it came handed down from present-day “our” Earth, which would somehow eventually tie in with the Final Five Cylons. In the end, much of it comes across as a fraud--that the writers never had any real answers or explanations, they were just making crap up with no intention of explaining it off. Also unsatisfying was the idea that they came to Earth 150,000 years ago, and that there just happened to be a human race already there which was “compatible” with their own (again, please) and again this was attributed to god. Not only was this improbable and unsatisfying, but it made the whole Greek-gods connection meaningless--unless they wanted to suggest that names like Jupiter and Apollo and Athena were introduced that long ago, but filtered down only to the Greeks and no one else. The show's writers explained that they thought of having Galactica arrive at the time of the early Greeks, or just at the beginnings of civilization ten thousand years ago, but they felt it was better to have the colonials come much earlier, to fit into the whole “genetic Eve” story, so that what they were became a part of all of us, that we (and not just the Greeks) were descended from what they were. That part is fine, but it completely blows off the whole Greek gods element, making it unworkable. They also sent the entire fleet into the sun so that it would not have to be dug up somewhere. Why? What's wrong with a future moon base digging up the Galactica and learning its history? That would have made for a much more satisfying postscript than the one they ended up using. Really: showing robots in our current culture as some sort of prelude to our creating a race of Cylons? Even without the cheesy stock footage of Asimos dancing and other stuff, that was so ham-handed as to make one cringe--not a satisfying send-off for such a well-produced series. In the end, the writers chickened out. They went with vague, unsatisfying answers that appealed to general storytelling instincts while discarding or disrespecting much of the mythology that they had carefully built up, mysteries which had lured in fans and brought them expectantly to the end. It all worked great from a character-based standpoint--and that's probably all the writers really cared about. But the thing is, if you draw people in with the mysteries, you can't just discard them and say “the characters are all that matter.” As I said, the finale was a whiz-bang episode that satisfied on an immediate storytelling level, but the show itself ended in a way that made you feel somewhat cheated when you got around to wondering what the frack happened and why.

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Dum-Dum, DUM DUM, Dum, Dumb

January 6th, 2009 1 comment
Sachi was watching a program recently which involved some celebrities and athletes (including some U.S. Olympians). There was a big buildup to one part of the competition, with dramatic music and jazzy graphics, ending with the title of the competition in big letters spread across the screen:
TAIL IMPOSSIBLE
I never could figure out what the heck they were trying to say, I just had the giggles for a while. While I missed the big reveal, I did get a few images of the title in other graphics: Tailimp01 Tailimp02 Is it a typo or an example of strange usage, of borrowed English distorted beyond the original meaning? Maybe it doesn't matter, and one should simply sit back and enjoy the absurdity.

Buying an HDTV

December 14th, 2008 9 comments
RegzasmlSachi and I are probably going to spring for a 42“ HDTV in the next week or two. Any recommendations? I like the Toshiba Regza ZH7000 for the HDD recording feature, but am less than thrilled that the lack of a VGA port means I won't be able to connect my new Macbook Pro, at least not yet. Sharp's Aquos seems to be the only one to sport an English option for the menus, significant because I'm the one who usually uses the menus and the language is hard to decipher. Some have Internet browsing (but never with a keyboard), others have special split-screen capabilities, and so forth. We're looking for something in the ¥200,000 ~ ¥230,000 range preferably. Please clue me in on what models are best for you, and why! Help us choose a new TV!

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Help Me Out Here

November 30th, 2008 5 comments
A few decades ago, movie stars never starred in TV series; that would have been considered a career-ending downgrade. Many went from television to movies, but not the other way around. Some made cameo appearances, but did not star. I recall, however, that there was one big-name movie actor who did make the transition, and very successfully--and thus opened up the floodgates. Now, we see lots of big-name actors with TV shows--some not even in the starring roles, such as Harvey Keitel in Life on Mars. But tons of movie stars can now be seen on TV shows--James Spader, Edward James Olmos, Holly Hunter, Gary Sinise, Keifer Sutherland, James Caan, Martin & Charlie Sheen, Alec Baldwin, James Woods, and Glenn Close. Here's a trivia question: who was that breakthrough actor or actress who legitimized television as an option for film stars? I ask not because I know, but because I can't remember. Candice Bergen stands out as an early example (Murphy Brown started in 1988), but for some reason that doesn't sound like the right answer. But I don't know, maybe it was. So, who was it? Remember, it must be someone who was known primarily as a movie actor--ruling out people like Michael J. Fox, who gained fame as a TV star first.

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Movie Fonts

August 14th, 2008 Comments off
Movfont2 Interesting, if flawed, quiz. Of the 24 I guessed at, I got 22 right. Not bad, considering that some images were fudged to separate them from the rest of the title--take the “U” in the third word (“Guess”); when you click on the image, you'll see how the letter itself was changed in shape, and the surrounding background was completely altered to remove the giveaway clue. A lot you won't get simply because you're not familiar with the movie. And, although they had some giveaway fonts (c'mon, I'm not spoiling the “Shrek” answer), they did not include many of the more recognizable fonts, like the ones used in “Star Wars,” “Raiders of the Lost Ark,” “Se7en,” Lethal Weapon,“ ”The Right Stuff,“ ”The Sixth Sense,“ and so on. Instead, we get titles like... (see under the fold)“Shaun of the Dead,” “Dude, Where's My Car?” “Heat,” “Clerks,” and “There Will Be Blood.” Not that these are all bad movies, but seriously, they rate up there in quality or notoriety with “Gone with the Wind,” “A Clockwork Orange,” “Psycho,” “Jurassic Park,” and “Back to the Future”?
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Six Lesser Known Great Films

July 6th, 2008 1 comment
You may not agree--as usual, YMMV warnings apply--but here is a list of movies which I consider to be excellent, but which are either considered mediocre or passed under most people's radar and are not very well known--or both. Suggested viewing when you have the chance. Pleasantville: written by a former Clinton speechwriter, this movie starts out like a sitcom running a really good gag into the ground--but then slowly transforms into a masterpiece of social and political commentary. Randy Newman's score is magnificent, and accordingly, the DVD has a special track dedicated to the score, with commentary. Gattaca: It looks like a pretentious art film, but this story about a genetically defective man in a society obsessed with genetic perfection says volumes about the human spirit overcoming seemingly insurmountable odds. You'll get over the stylistic strangeness and unlikely arrangements when you realize they are in themselves metaphor and imagery designed to forward the story's themes. A brilliant, touching movie. Blast from the Past: an enormously pleasing comedy with Brendan Fraser playing to perfection a 30-year-old kid who grew up in a bomb shelter and is completely ignorant of the real world. His parents, played superbly by Christopher Walken and Sissy Spacek as delightfully loopy characters, went into their bomb shelter during the Cuban Missile Crisis and thought nuclear war destroyed the Earth when a plane crashes on their house. Fraser's character is born there, and is raised with 1960's Leave-It-to-Beaver sensibilities. He is forced to emerge in Los Angeles in the 1990's, believing it is a post-apocalyptic world. Delightfully wacky. What Dreams May Come: Robin Williams plays a man who is killed in a car accident after his children died in an accident themselves. He experiences the wonders of the afterlife, while his wife, already in a precarious state after losing her children, is destroyed when she loses her husband as well. William's character is jolted from his heavenly bliss when he learns that his wife has committed suicide, and because of this, has condemned herself to the depths of what could be called Hell, a self-afflicted void of spirit. Williams must journey to those depths in the hope of rescuing her, potentially at the risk of becoming lost himself. Incredible cinematography and production design. Sneakers: A funny techno-spy-adventure with a brilliant ensemble cast, where a hacker who recreated his identity after a college-days hack gone terribly awry leads a team of security consultants who specialize in testing and uncovering weaknesses in their clients' technological defenses. The hacker finds his freedom is threatened when he is approached by government agents who would put him in prison unless he agrees to work for them--but would forever assure his safety, only if he steals a powerful new decryption key from a mathematician who could sell it on the black market. His team goes along with him and they arrange to steal the device--and then the bottom drops out from under them. Not high art, but wonderful acting you don't want to miss, and a quirkily funny misadventure. 12 Monkeys: A film by Terry Gilliam, with Bruce Willis pounding out a good performance, but Brad Pitt unexpectedly stealing the show with an unforgettable performance. Willis plays a hapless worker in a post-plague future who happens to be suited for time travel. His mission is to go back before the epidemic begins and obtain a sample of the plague before it mutated, so the people of the future can devise a way to beat back the virus and reclaim the Earth. Time travel, however, tends to break the mind to a certain degree, and Willis finds himself institutionalized, treated by a doctor, played by Madeline Stowe, who slowly realizes with horror that her patient may not be as crazy as he seems. The story is hard to follow, and might be better watched more than once in order to understand and catch everything that's going on, but once you “get it,” it's a brilliant movie.

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