Quick Questions

June 25th, 2009

Are there any high-level Republican politicians who are not having an affair? OK, just a few right now–but expand the question to high-level Republicans who are not and have not been in an adulterous affair, and the question becomes less funny. Or more so, depending.

Another one: at which point do Republicans lose all credibility in opposing gay marriage on the strength of their dedication to respect and preserve the institution of marriage?

Third: for how long will “Hiking the Appalachian Trail” be a common metaphor for marital infidelity? My guess is that it’ll be an instant classic–it’s a doozy.

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