Turns out that it’s “unethical and illegal” in Florida for a doctor to make a prescription out to themselves and then hand them off to a patient. Limbaugh got two doctors to do this for him, so his lawyer claims.

People are also pointing out that Rush, a divorced, hardcore conservative, presumably with strong beliefs against extra-marital sex, was detained upon returning from the Dominican Republic, well-known for its illicit sex trade (including human trafficking), with Viagra. So he’s not married, there’s no girlfriend going with him, and he needs Viagra in a country with a vibrant sex trade. Hmmm… From the AP:

Limbaugh joked about the search on his radio show Tuesday, saying Customs officials didn’t believe him when he said he got the pills at the Clinton Library and he was told they were blue M&Ms. He later added, chuckling: “I had a great time in the Dominican Republic. Wish I could tell you about it.”

I wonder why he can’t. This Rush caller, however, had a clue, slipping in a comment on the sex trade in the Dominican Republic, which Rush carefully ignored.

Ann Coulter, Rush Limbaugh… the top figures in conservative punditry.