Voter Fraud
May 13th, 2007
You know how the White House has been all hot and heavy about finding voter fraud over the past few years? Well, it turns out that voter fraud, the kind the White House has been looking for at least, is actually a non-issue, being extremely rare and all. However, there was one clear-cut case of it in Florida, where someone signed up to vote in a district where they did not live, and then voted there. They had the perp dead to rights. But in that case, a high-ranking FBI official with White House ties made a phone call and got the charges dropped.
It helps, apparently, if your name is Ann Coulter.