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Rapture?

May 21st, 2011 Leave a comment Go to comments

It’s past 6:00, and it doesn’t seem like the Rapture yet. But then, this is Japan. Not so many Christians around, so it’s not as easy to spot them rising into the clouds. And since it’s sunny here, the people rising up probably angle off pretty quickly to where there are clouds, making their ascent more difficult to spot. Also, the dead are all cremated, so when they rise from their graves, it could look kind of like a dust devil or something.

No earthquakes so far.

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  1. Leszek Cyfer
    May 22nd, 2011 at 03:55 | #1
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    Oh, I’ve forgotten – it’s May 21st, hour 17:51… ok, I’ll wait a moment

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    20:55 Oh, I overslept again :P

    Wait, everything’s just fine, only my sublocator came back drunk and made mess in corridor. I guess it doesn’t qualify as an end of the world though.

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