If Kerry Becomes President, Aliens Will Eat Our Brains, Cheney Announces
Not really, but you get the feeling that that is where he’s headed. First, as his campaign decried “scare tactics” on the part of the Kerry campaign, Cheney claimed that a Kerry presidency would lead to a terrorist attack. then he claimed that the U.S. would be nuked if Kerry won. Now he’s saying that if Kerry had been president in the 80’s, the Soviet Union would still be in power. In addition, Saddam Hussein would probably control the Persian Gulf today. So, essentially, a vote for Kerry will lead to Soviet terrorists in league with a Super-Giant-Mega-Saddam Hussein, nuking us right and left.
What’s precious about Cheney’s Soviets-in-power claim is that he bases it on Kerry’s votes against certain weapons systems. Except that it was Cheney himself who made the decision to cut those precise weapons systems in the first place!!
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