And a Cowboy Hat
Got this cute joke from a comment at Daily Kos:
Three Texas surgeons were playing golf and discussing surgeries that they had performed.
One of them said, “I’m the best surgeon in Texas. A concert pianist lost 7 fingers in an accident, I reattached them and 8 months later he performed a private concert for the Queen of England.”
One of the other surgeons said; “That’s nothing. A young man lost both arms and legs in an accident, I reattached them and 2 years later he won a gold medal in field events in the Olympics.”
The third surgeon said; “You guys are amateurs. Several years ago a cowboy who was high on cocaine and alcohol rode a horse head-on into a train traveling 80 miles an hour. All I had left to work with was the horse’s ass and a cowboy hat. He is now the President of the United States.”